mmmm...mmmm...good.

"When I was in Grade 11 I was prettier than all soup."

That's unfortunate

I wouldn't have sex with him if I was him.

H-Bomb to the Drunk Tank: 2CC

"Hey, STOP!"
"I'm going to the bathroom you Nazi!"

In Need of Reception

Can you do us a favour and study behind the tv.

Static

"Does it matter what direction you blow dry your hair in, because now mine is sticking up. I mean first there was straightening, then perfume, now blow drying. Man it must be really hard to be you."

because halloween isn't just for kids

"what are you dressed up as?"

"guess. I'll give you a hint. It got popular in the 60's."

"Birth control!"

A Walk in the Park, A Roll in the Hay

"When it's with girls, I like it one way. But with boys, I like it the other way!"

Just A Little Decoration...

I think it's a shame girls don't have facial hair.

Some would look really good.

Sometimes I Wait at the Bottom of the Stairs When You Go To Shower..."I Don't Do That. Sometimes I Don't Shower, but..."

"So sometimes I'm really creepy, does anyone notice?"

Insert Foot Into Mouth Now

"Why do I talk, it only goes badly."